Do you know what today is, loser? It's a VERY special day. It's My half birthday! Why should I only get to celebrate My birthday once a year? I am a Goddess after all. And I have so many fans and losers who are just desperate to celebrate My birthdays with Me. Isn't that funny, loser? You don't even get to celebrate one birthday a year, but I get two. But it only makes sense. You know how perfect I am. You know how hot I look in My sexy lingerie. And that makes you want to celebrate Me. And you know exactly how I like to be celebrated, don't you, loser? I want you to jerk to My perfection and tribute My existence. And I know you want that too! So... pull out your cock and pull out your wallet. Jerk that loser dick and spoil your Goddess. Jerk and spend and send and binge. You can even sing "happy birthday" to Me while you do it. Hahahaha! You're so pathetic. Oh... and I said you can jerk off. I didn't say anything about cumming...